Lone ranger to Tonto, why have you got your ear to the ground Tonto, stagecoach coming Kemosabe, how amazing anything else, - yes driver smoking cigarette, shotgun companion, three passengers, man, women, and baby hmm, how come you know so much Tonto, stagecoach run over head Kemosabe!
A painter and a new young apprentice go to house where they are going to paint the outside woodwork.
The painter give the apprentice some sandpaper, a pot of paint and a brush and says, "I'm going to start on the back of the house, you go around to the front, give the porch a good rub down and then paint it."
About an hour later the painter shouts to the apprentice, "Have you finished the porch yet?" and the apprentice answers, "Yes, but you're wrong, its a Ferrari."