Sent that one of the dog and bone to my brother, (he has a lab) and he loved it.
The one about Sainsburys wanting an artist to work for nothing would be funny if it weren't so true. Many years ago, during my impoverished art student days I was excited to be asked to do a mural for a nightclub in Central London.
When I got up my nerve to ask about the pay, I was told the club often had videos filmed on the dance floor that appeared (in the background!) on MTV... therefore, I should be happy to contribute my time and effort 'for the prestige.'
When I asked did they even supply materials and transportation costs, they said they'd think about it.
Needless to say, I didn't do it. I couldn't afford to!