Given the current weather I decided to follow the advice from the motoring organisations for anyone travelling in icy and snowy conditions - take a blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat and gloves), 24hr supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, have your phone fully charged, first aid kit and jump leads
It is excellent advice but must admit I felt a bit of a berk on the bus this morning.
Research has found that those who have their coffee black are likely to have psychopathic tendencies and that those who order half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots, no foam latte, with whip are likely to be their victims.
Dave, that is great. I remember when I was a smug uni student, telling my Mum I preferred horses to babies.... because I could put my three-year old gelding in his stable, give him a bucket of water and a few flakes of hay and say 'See you tomorrow!' and go to the pub. If I did that with a toddler, I'd be done for child abuse.
Dogs and horses, any day!
Snowlynx thought this one up all by himself today... (probably inspired by what's going on out in the pond at the moment).