I was naked when I met the postman at the front door this morning. I don't know what surprised him most, that I was naked or that I knew where he lived.
As an X plumber and spending over 35 years in the trade there's not a mode of dress or undress for that matter that I've not had somebody answer the door to me in, man or woman and although I not afraid of the naked body I'd rather a large dog, foaming at the mouth and straining on the leash came to the door than a scantily clad lady with a rye smile on her face you can lock the dog in another room.
As for offers, well the weirdest one must be when some young lady sat on the sofa right next to where I was working and started to roll a joint? want a spliff she asked? no thanks thanks said I a cup of tea would be good, nah got no tea bags she says. Ten past eight in the morning this was
My boss arrived at work today with a brand new Lamborghini. "Wow, that is a nice car", I said.
He replied, "Yes it is and if you work really hard, take on more responsibility and generally just put more in, then I'll get another one next year".
Joking aside I have a friend who has/had a double glazing business when approached by his employees for a pay rise one year he pleaded poverty and said the business couldn't stand it at that time. Only later to mention that he was thinking of taking up helicopter flying lessons and buying a helicopter.
He just didn't understand the response he got from his workers.
When he told the story to me I pointed out the problem. I don't think he ever took the flying lessons and I don't know if the staff got their pay rise either ian